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Illegal To Take Lion to a Movie in Baltimore

22 Apr

It is illegal to take lion to a movie in Baltimore, Maryland.

It is illegal to throw a ball at someone’s head just for the fun of it in New York.

You can’t eat peanuts and walk backwards on sidewalks during a concert in Greene, New York.

Anyone that runs out of gas in Youngstown, Ohio is subject to arrest.

No sleeping donkeys are allowed in bathtubs in Oklahoma after 7PM.

Next time you see a moose from an airplane in Alaska, you could be in a heap of trouble.

A baseball team hitting  a baseball out of the park or stadium in Oklahoma has to think twice before hitting a home run since it is against the law.

A Kentuckian has to take a bath once a year, whether they need it or not.

Buying bologna on a Sunday is against the law in Tennessee.

Any school bus drivers in Florida trying to transport livestock on a school bus is subject to arrest.

Chickens in Virginia can only lay eggs between 8AM and 4PM.

Anyone carrying a concealed weapon that is six feet or longer in the state of Washington, will have to suffer the consequences for breaking the law.

If you are herding sheep down Hollywood Boulevard, remember to count them first, since no more than 3,000 sheep are allowed on the boulevard at the same time. (Another website says the limit is 2,000 so may be best to herd no more than 2,000 sheep down Hollywood Boulevard.)

 

 

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Posted by on April 22, 2011 in Automobiles, Comedy, Crime, Funny

 

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