These are just a few of the many funny classified ads, that can be found online. I wrote some suitable comments for each classified ad.
Not exactly the best way to get your foot in the door in the broadcast industry.
Not many applicants will qualify for this job.
Could get a little crowded to have three kids and a nanny, in the same outhouse, plus might be a good idea to bring a couple of cans of Febreze to work everyday.
Will have to think this job offer over awhile before accepting.
Good thing that looks are not important.
This car could speak Spanish to the car in My Mother the Car.
It will be a miracle if they find someone with this name.
Guess this means she decided to keep the cat and dump her husband.
Last I knew there is not a legal way to kill someone who is harassing them.
Would like to see the Carfax on that car that has only been rolled once.