Funny Signs

Having half a car is better than having no car.
Wonder how fish light their cigarettes?
Talk about a confusing sign….A person would have to be very lucky to find this place open.
That except for asbestos line worries me.
Teenage alcoholics that have been abused by their spouse, have an eating disorder and are using drugs and have been contemplating suicide and are very hungry would have reason to attend this church six nights a week. Then the sermon about America’s Joyous Future should help them forget the other six nights so they can be ready for the next six nights.

 

In other words don’t touch those wires unless you have $200 with you.

 

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Author: Andrew Godfrey

Retired from newspaper work after 38 years. Had served in the Army in Hawaii and Vietnam in the 60's. Am now retired and living in Sulphur, Louisiana.

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